How ugly women from those states must be...

WTH is wrong with women in Connecticut, Delaware, South Dakota and Vermont?? I ask because according to this Wikipedia page, those are the only states which have never produced a Playboy Playmate.

You can well imagine their shame.

BTW, and as if you hadn’t seen where this was going, all the women on the rest of this post hail from one of those benighted states or another.



Mia Farrow is from Connecticut.





Cheryl Ladd, Catherine Bach, January Jones and Mamie Van Doren are all from South Dakota (what do they feed girls there?).





Charlotte Ayanna is from Vermont.

I don't know where this last young woman comes from.