The Bond girls of my puberty, who are, by definition, the hottest
Maryam d'Abo, The Living Daylights, 1987
The Octopussy girls, 1983
Tanya Roberts and Grace Jones, A View To A Kill, 1985
And Kim Basinger, Never Say Never Again, 1983
Malaika nude
And now, a completely gratuitous* shot of Halle Berry showing most of her tits and making a sexy face
*For those of you who believe there can ever really be such a thing, of course.
Shruti sexy and hot
The ABC's of T and A
B is for Banks, for whom I must give thanks.
C is for Cruz, and the lucky who she screws.
D is for Denise, and for her golden fleece.
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And F is for Faris, who should be plaster, in Paris
G is for Green, her body is supreme.
J is for Jennifer, a 13-year-old's elater.
K is for Kelly...and ideas with petroleum jelly .
L is for Laura, the one I adore-a.
M is for Mary...I'd stay with her on a skerry.
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| N is for KristeN...um...something about a pistoN. |
O is for Olivia. We hope (one day) she'll play Godiva.
P is for Perry, whose modesty's scary.
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| Q is for BouQet, those probably aren't her legs, but hey! |
R is for Rosario, in an erotic scenario. 
S is for Scarlett, whose bod should be starlit
And W is for Williams, a Venus among millions.
And X is for seXual wizardry, as exemplified here by Kimberly.
Z is for Zeta-Jones, who I admit, I'd like to bone.
Now you know my ABCs, next time, won't you...sing...with me?
