Okay fine, yes, I admit it: I would like...

...to see Geri Halliwell...

...and Dita Von Teese, dressed up as the Black Canary

and Zatanna, respectively.

Anything wrong with that? That doesn't make me a bad person.

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necessary nudes

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I believe this is what's known as "a statuesque figure"

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Selena Gomez cleans up nice.

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Play Coy.

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Furnish Your Establishment With Restaurant Furniture

Opening a restaurant can be a profitable business venture. As a prospective restaurateur, you are not just selling food or dishes; you are selling your restaurant's ambiance as well. The feel of the place contributes a lot to the overall satisfaction of your patrons. Investing in restaurant furniture can promote an enjoyable dining experience and encourage a good working environment for your crew.

Whether it is a fine dining restaurant or a quaint cafe, furniture more or less sets the theme and ambiance of a place. Here are some tips on shopping for furniture.

- When it comes to restaurant furniture, the kind of material used may already set the ambiance of your establishment. Fancy hardwood and antique dining sets give off a classy, fine dining vibe while tables and seats made of plastic could give the impression of a fast food joint. High-end food establishments call for high-end furnishings.

- Themes are not only good for easier marketability; they also make interior decoration easier. If you decide on a theme, you can eliminate Cafe furniture Perth not relevant to your vision. Narrowing your choices saves you time and keeps you focused.

- Consider durability. Check cafe table bases before making a purchase. You can easily prevent your customers from accidental burning due to a hot meal or beverage because the table easily tipped to one side. Avoid circular tables with just one leg at the middle. They are hard to balance and eat up unnecessary space.

- Choose comfortable cafe chairs with soft cushions your customers will be happy to sit on for hours. Try not to purchase chairs with metal backrests and no cushioning. They may look beautiful especially if you are going for a rustic look but this does not promote a relaxing dining experience.

- Buying different seats and tables may give a youthful, quirky, and relaxed feel to your restaurant but it is still preferable if you buy the same tables and chairs. Uniformed dining sets give off a feel of professionalism and effortless organization, neatness and cleanliness. Purchase beautiful but understated furniture. You are selling the food, not the furniture.

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elizabeth hurley clothed

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This may be a sign that I have a problem

This is a topless photograph of 32G topless model Lucy Pinder.  But what's turning me on about it...

...is that her glasses; makeup and to a lesser extent her hair are all hella '80s.

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I don't know why this picture should've made me think of one of my favorite quotes

...from The Critic:

Dressmaker: We dressmakers have a very strict code, so I need to know. Do you deserve to wear virginial white? Because if you don't, you'll have to wear an off white, what we call a "hussy white". So which will it be? White white?

Margo Sherman: Yes... um, except for the gloves.

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I dunno if I can go with that...

...in fact she may be only the third most beautiful woman named Jennifer*

But yeah, she's pretty hot.










 *Aniston and Connelly.  Because I know you were wondering.

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Learn Ways to Build a Shed Foundation

Building an inexpensive Building Foundation:

On my building project, I used a typical shed plan but altered it some because I used recycled metal for the sides and roof. I live on a hill that is full of rocks. I did something on the foundation that is more unique than what most folks do. This was a medium-sized shed with a gambrel style roof and a nice sized loft. The foundation was built with a wood base on 4"x4" skids.

Tie Down The Base or Face Wind Damage:

To level the ground I used small gravel (1/2" minus) and some scrap plastic under it to help keep the weeds from coming up through it (note that the ground did not have to be perfectly level because I was able to use concrete forms to level the building). Our farm can get pretty windy sometimes so I needed to tie the building down to the ground somehow. I did not like the choice of shed anchors on the market because they seemed poorly constructed to me. I used four plastic buckets (5 gallon size) as concrete forms. I then buried them until they were level with each other by placing a board and bubble level on them. I hammered a metal fence post through the bottom of the buckets and filled them with cement.

The buckets provided for a nice even platform to set the building on. The posts that were driven into the bottom of the buckets also acted as good anchors. The ground surface did not have to be perfectly flat and it was fine that some of the plastic buckets were sticking above the ground because I could place decorative stone or a similar covering over it. When I drove the metal post into the ground, I sunk it so that the top was just below the edge of the rim of the bucket. Before the cement was dried I put a metal bracket into it so that it would allow the wooden 4"x4" skid boards to be placed through them and then bolted down. The bottom of the metal bracket goes down into the cement so that it is well anchored. Your local hardware store probably has some kind of metal bracket available. I just used some junk metal I had in my scrap pile.

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Mary-Louise Parker rocks.

That is all.

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Like Demi Moore, if courteney cox has had cosmetic surgery, my compliments to her surgeon

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Best guesses to why, women wear see-through dresses

(All these, BTW, come courtesy of VH1's 40 Most Scandalously See-Through Outfits In Red-Carpet History.)

 1. Because you're Gina Gershon, and everybody's already seen them anyway.

2. Because you're Hilary Swank, and you want to remind people that although you've played some pretty butch roles in the past, you do indeed have a sexy set of curves that are all female.

3. Because you're Serena Williams, and you're standing next to James Bond for god's sake.
















4. Because you're Liz Hurley, and if you've got it, flaunt it. Or 'em.















5. Because you're Anne Hathaway, and you thoughtfully want to distract from Jack Black's face.

6. Because you're Lindsay Lohan, and you know your window for finding a sugar daddy is closing.

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Oh Tara, why must you taunt me so?

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This is another one of those cases where my being turned on is lessened by my being convinced that this must be hella uncomfortable for the lady

BTW (and PS), that's Julia Orayen, of the story recently featured in my new "Nudes" section at right.

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Not that this will come as much of a surprise, but I'd watch Kate Winslet do just about anything

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Times like these, I could make a case that Kirsten Dunst is one of the most beautiful women in the world

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Women wot make me go "Whoa."

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The good news: I'm seeing a movie today in which this woman wears a tight black leather bodysuit

The bad news: I'm seeing it with my nephew, so for the sake of setting a good example I won't be able to howl like a 12-year-old.

 (Horrible thought: What am I going do do when the kid's old enough to find this blog?)

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How To Buying Your Bathroom Wall Tiles (Tiling Your Bathroom)

If you're fitting a new bathroom or simply giving your bathroom a bit of a makeover, you'll probably be buying bathroom wall tiles.

Tiling is a great task to have a go at if you're new to DIY. It's not too difficult and even a beginner can get professional results if you take your time and do some research on how best to fit tiles. However there are also plenty of professional tilers out there that you can hire to do the job for you.

Choosing your tiles can be a little overwhelming at first. The types, colours and styles of tile available seems to increase all the time. A good way to get an idea of what is available is to spend some time browsing online tile shops. This way you'll be able to see a whole lot of tiles very quickly. It's the quickest and easiest way to see just what is available.

The most common tile sizes are 15cm x 15cm (6" x 6"), 20cm x 20cm (8" x 8"), 20cm x 25cm (8" x 10"), 20cm x 30cm (8" x 12") and 30cm x 40cm (12" x 15.75").

You must also bear in mind when choosing tiles that if you are considering laying the same tiles on the wall as you are on the floor that you must use floor tiles for this job. Bathroom wall tiles are often not tough enough to be laid on the floor and may crack. If in doubt email your online tile supplier for advice or ask in your local DIY store.

A good rule of thumb is to assess the size of your room. Choose large tiles for a large room and small ones for a small room. Not only will this look better, but in a large room it will save you time if you're using larger tiles.

It's a good idea to buy all your tiles at once so you're less likely to get tiles from different batches that might have slight differences in the colours. If you do find you make a mistake and underestimate the amount of tiles you need and have to buy from a different batch at a later date then don't worry. Simply jumble up the tiles so any slight variation will look as though it is intentional. You can sometimes buy mismatched batches of tiles cheaply in DIY stores, so it's a good tip to put into practice if you're on a budget.

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Aber Gott, Fluch!

Between me and you, I've never thought Heidi Klum was that sexy.

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That's probably why I never mastered the game

 “The thing is, if people are ­really playing poker, they don’t care,” she says. “Nothing looks better to them than a pair of aces. They’re not looking at your pair. They’re looking at their pair.

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One of these days I must find out who Arleth Teran is...

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I wish Sophie Monk went to my pool...

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For the record, yes, I am still in love with Courtney Love.

And no, I still don't know why.

But she makes me crazy. I think she's sweet as sugar.

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This may well be the 195th time I've run a picture of Charisma Carpenter nude

...but c'mon.

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