Aniston on British comedy:
“I so love the British sense of humour – I was obsessed with Benny Hill and Monty Python as a child.
It worries me that she puts them on the same level
Aniston on British comedy:
Say what you will about eva mendes, but...
...she looks good in clothes.
Or...
... out.
Dear Katy Perry...
You're a very pretty girl with a nice, curvy body, but if I may offer one word of advice?
Most men don't want to associate the word "rusty" with a woman's ass.
It's probably a good thing, all else considered, that I don't know Lacey Chabert personally
Because she'd get me me throwin my money around, Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found...
Gratuitous Nudity
(to those of you who believe there can ever really be such a thing, of course)
Who thinks these women ever said anything like these quotes?
(click to read clearly)
All this fascination with leather and lace
Just the smoke from another fire? Well, maybe so.
But there's no denying Emma Watson makes what could be a quite kinky look (on, oh I don't know, somebody like Alice Braga) into something rather sweet.
My heart swells with pride*
Keeley Hazell would make me proud to be English if I was from there.
*Waitaminute. That's not my heart.
*Waitaminute. That's not my heart.
Just when I think I'm starting to get...
...over my Courtney Love thing, I'm reminded there are bubble-gum-perfect shots like these in existence.
I can't decide if I think this is...
glorious? or undignified?
I want this woman to hug me
(It's shilpa shetty, BTW)
week 48: modigliani
You'll always be
real to me
I took one look
I could fly away
...
in your all seeing eyes
till starlight
real to me
I took one look
I could fly away
...
in your all seeing eyes
till starlight
Musée d'Orsay
Statuesque.
Krista Allen
She's no Sylvia Kristel, but who is?
I hate myself for admitting this, but...
...sometimes, Kim Kardashian...
... is a pretty nice-looking woman.
Well, this isn't good
My other blog has dropped all the way down to number four in the Google search for "natalie portman is annoying."
Quite right.
Tina Fey on being dubbed a "thinking man's sex symbol:"
"There's no such thing,"
"The thinking man also wants to f*ck Megan Fox."
I feel for Sandra Bullock
It's gotta be bad enough just having your husband cheat on you...but when it's with someone this...catastrophic...
Am I the only person who thinks Rachel Maddow would look weirdly hot if...
...dressed and made up like Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein?
...I am, aren't I?
Possibly the four greatest words in the English language
Kate Winslet is single.
"That's right, boys..."
"Goodbye, Sam!"
"Now: Has anyone seen Ben anywhere around here?"
"Oh, there he is. Hey Ben!"
(Oh, allow a man his fantasies.)
Dear god, what I wouldn't give to be in her head.
"That's right, boys..."
"Goodbye, Sam!"
"Now: Has anyone seen Ben anywhere around here?"
"Oh, there he is. Hey Ben!"
(Oh, allow a man his fantasies.)
Dear god, what I wouldn't give to be in her head.
