Number 442: The Birch.
The Birch.
(Liberal Democratic Cow Week, Day Two)
Truman should've been so lucky as to be the meat in this sandwich.
How true (Liberal Democratic Cow Week, Day One)
Right-wing blogger accuses lib media of being sexist, then claims lib women aren't attractive
Well, they've certainly got us there.
...my favorite effort came from the always insightful site JammieWearingFool, which defended Palin from her sexist pursuers this way [emphasis added]:Seeing how the media is obsessed with all things Sarah Palin, 99% of it derogatory, it's now come down to analyzing her bust.
Of course if anyone did this to a Democrat woman there'd be outrageously outrageous outrage from a fulminating media.Though since the Democrats have so few attractive women, that's nothing we'll ever have to worry about.
I think I've detected a new theme...this is going to be Liberal Democratic Cow week, showcasing just a few of the poor, badly unattractive women that are known to have voted liberal Democrat. Watch this space.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's neckline: The plunge continues
I'm teling you guys, it's fucking uncanny.
Bra Week: Day Seven: That sound you hear...
...is me hitting the floor after passing out from lack of blood to the brain, if you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
Jennifer Lee Wiggins is a star on the rise
...and possessor of one of the great girl names.
She'll be part of the upcoming movie Growl, with Katee Sackhoff and (possibly) Kiefer Sutherland.
She'll be part of the upcoming movie Growl, with Katee Sackhoff and (possibly) Kiefer Sutherland.
Bra Week: Day Six: Katy and Kidman Low-Cut
(OK, so technically, I don't think what Ms. Perry is wearing here is a bra. You want to split hairs, or you want to look at the curvy girl with the cleavage of life itself?
That's what I thought.)
That's what I thought.)
I turn around with a pretend sigh and my hands ready to autograph, only to be asked to move so the person behind me can reach the tomato soup.
Paulina Porizkova blogs about being a "once-
attractive, now-aging wom[a]n with no other credits."
I disagree about the "once-attractive" part, I feel she still is, in many ways moreso.
Excerpt:
(It's too bad about her book--it was much better than I expected, and I said as much on its Amazon page.)
attractive, now-aging wom[a]n with no other credits."I disagree about the "once-attractive" part, I feel she still is, in many ways moreso.
Excerpt:
To compound the problem, the fact that I was once famous makes it really hard on my ego to go and get a normal job. I wasn't kidding when I mentioned working at Starbucks in a previous blog; I really would go and do part-time if it wasn't for my ego. (It's bad enough to have the postman hand me the mail and ask me to tell that "hot model" that lives in my building that he had a poster of her twenty-five years ago.) I have worked every day since the age of fifteen, supporting not only myself, but also helping a sizable family when needed. My career has an umbilical cord straight to my self-esteem. Too bad I have very little control over being desired or desirable. After I was the first to get kicked off "Dancing with the Stars" in 2007, and my book failed to sell all that much, and I couldn't get on "The View" no matter how much I begged, and I got fired from "America's Next Top Model," I spent the rest of the year feeling a bit sorry for myself while knitting and shouting comments at morning TV shows.
(It's too bad about her book--it was much better than I expected, and I said as much on its Amazon page.)
Even I'm surprised at how absolutely spot-on my Jennifer Love Hewitt theory is proving to be
That theory being, of course, that facing unemployment, she cranks up the fuck-me. To coin a phrase.
The latest evidence, her next part? She's playing a pole-dancing prostitute. Now, before we all get too excited, bear in mind this is apparently a prostitute role even a mother, specifically Hewitt's mama, can love:
"My mom's like, 'I'm so proud. You're pole dancing and you're going to play a prostitute. Awesome!'" Hewitt, 31, tells Entertainment Tonight. "
Even giving JLH the benefit of the doubt that this was wit (and I actually do think it was), the role in question is for a Lifetime TV-movie.
I think we can predict it'll only be young-mother-in-the-middle-of-the-day hot. Still, isn't it interesting this is what she rushes for when the Ghosts stop whispering?
Fluidity
"Why do you think we love this boat so much?... You know why?...Because it represents our primeval desire to control water. See? Now, think about it. All our beginnings are wet. Sloshing around in the womb. Baptism. The first life that came out of the warm soup of the ocean. You know?...It so happens that Venus rose from the sea on a clam shell. Sexuality was born in wetness."
"It's easier that way!"
"It's easier that way!"
One's Ukrainian, the other, French
I could tell you which is which...but really, do you care?
I haven't seen Rose McGowan looking this fantastic in years
...but here she is out shopping in Beverly Hills.
There are those who think that Marissa Miller is the sexiest woman on the planet
I don't know about that, but I could definitely see making the case.
Ah...
...those mystical, bygone days...
...when Madonna was hot.
-Prefab Sprout, "The Ice Maiden"
But death is a small price for heaven
All those nights I dreamt of you
I wonder where they've gone
Girl when I burn - Hell nothing's the same
I'll singe your pretty blonde lashes
We're talking fire - We're talking flame
We're talking ice into ashes
All those nights I dreamt of you
I wonder where they've gone
Girl when I burn - Hell nothing's the same
I'll singe your pretty blonde lashes
We're talking fire - We're talking flame
We're talking ice into ashes
Bra Week: Day One: Giving a lift to some Archie Gals...
I have decided on a "theme" for this week of posts, as this is the 100th anniversary of the bra.
My "sub" theme today is women who have portrayed Archie Comics characters "in the flesh (tee hee)."
Be sure to join us tomorrow for Bra Week: Day 2!
My "sub" theme today is women who have portrayed Archie Comics characters "in the flesh (tee hee)."
Be sure to join us tomorrow for Bra Week: Day 2!
