There now follows an attempt...

...on the world Jennifer Aniston/Megan Fox funny (sometimes) captions record. Get ready...get set...

(Starter's pistol)



Oh, to be a bike seat.



I don't know what it is about the "I know something you don't know" look I find so sexy...



"Hands up, lady!"



Breasts Happen.

Ok, I don't have a funny caption here, I just...damn.



That's odd--all of a sudden I have an urge to play Farmville, and fertilize somebody's crops.

(Buzzer)

How'd I do?