Goddamn you, Kim Kardashian

I mean, I think she's an inexplicably famous bimbo--and a terrible image for young women.  And yet, and yet, put her in a swimsuit or less, and my resolve is quickly blown.

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Let's have a little Kelly n Kate tonite....

Yes, that seems a very good idea.

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Honestly: The "Species" movies are ridiculous, but...

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I suppose that about now I should start getting ready for the new Resident Evil movie...

...yeah, that'd probably be a good idea.

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Thank god, Helen Hunt is starting to look like a real woman again

She was in serious "What in the name of sweet Christ happened to you?" territory for a while.

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Reason #13 why I'd like to date Tara Reid

On movie dates, she provides her own equipment for the old "hole in the bottom" trick.

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Heidi Klum and the luckiest pillow on the face of the earth

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