Y'know...there's really only one reason I could imagine any man wanting to be married to Kim Kardashian

And now you're telling me that the guy who did it couldn't even enjoy that?

This is the most horrible thing I've ever heard.

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Say goodbye to the boobs, gentlemen

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a job, and you know what that means...

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I'll Tumblr 4 Ya

I've created a Tumblr webpage. It's called "Strike A Pose," and yes, that is a Madonna reference. Glancing at it, you may well wonder, what is the difference between that page and this blog? Both are about the female figure, often nude, as beautiful.

The idea is that this blog will remain a place to comment upon images of women; in more than one sense and I hope with a sense of humor. I'm talking body image, ageism, the needs of women (and men) and questions about all that and more which arise.

"Strike A Pose" is intended to simply be a celebration of women, ladies, girls and daughters. Dream girls. Bond girls. Reflections upon the nude. Visions. With gratitude, appreciation, and lyricism.

I hope you'll continue to enjoy them both.

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Sincerely...pardon me

I'm sorry...I just thought of a caption joke that I'm really ashamed to tell. This joke goes beyond my occasional, "ha ha, it's funny to objectify women" weakness.

The very fact that I thought of it probably tells you things about me that I'd just as soon you not know. But...I hope you'll understand...it's just too perfect...I can no longer resist:



Ahem.

"Cum-Raggedy Ann."

And now, off for a punishing shower.

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That's the best euphemism I've ever seen

Tara Reid is an American actress famous for her American Pie role, for her aesthetic surgeries, for her rich boyfriends and for her bizarre behavior.

Those are some massive aesthetics she's got there...

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I think it's time to bring back an old favorite...

Knock knock knock knock knock...

"Yes?"



"Delivery boy, Miss Fowler! I've got your samples from Durex and Trojans."

"Oh...very well. Come in...I just don't know how I'm going to decide which is the better buy..."

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The many ages of hotness

And why yes, I am trying to make a point, thank you for noticing.

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