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The women of the UK and I are in total agreement
Kate Winslet has the celebrity body most desired by British women, a survey has found.The Oscar-winning actress scored 16 per cent of the vote, pipping equally shapely Kelly Brook to second place with 15 per cent.And skeletal stars Victoria Beckham and Kate Moss finished bottom of the poll of 2,000 women alongside Katie Price, also known as Jordan, who all got just 1% each.Perfect celebrity body:Kate Winslet 16 per centKelly Brook 15Halle Berry 12Cheryl Cole 10Beyoncé 6Megan Fox 5Lily Allen 4Keeley Hazell 2Kate Moss 1Jordan 1Victoria Beckham 1
Jennifer's Body is a mess
An overwritten, uneven mess.Ok. As you know, I've been questioning the apparently common assumption that Megan Fox is dumb. I hadn't seen her act in anything, not counting that SNL she hosted, but some of the things she's said in interviews and such led me to question the assumption.Well, now I've seen Jennifer's Body. The fact that Fox chose it as her attempt to show that she could "open" a film (didn't work) is the best evidence I've seen yet that maybe, y'know, she isn't actually all that smart.I haven't seen screenwriter Diablo Cody's much-hyped Juno, but I have to assume it is a much bet
To shock of all, ass continued to be peddled on magazine covers in 2009
Here's another one of those end-of-year things.This time, the "Sexiest Magazine Covers" of 2009.Here are some of their choices I agreed with, and some I thought they missed.Can you tell which is which before checking their list?
Really for no better reason than because I like her
...Here are some photos of Geri Halliwell from when she was a nude model.(over a decade ago)
Madre de dios...
Yesterday by chance I happened across these images of two fashion models whose faces (and, be honest, bodies) were unfamiliar to me.So I asked--more like begged--the woman (!) who writes the blog where I found them to tell me their names.This is a Dominican model named Sessilee Lopez.I urge you to click the photo so you can get a good look at her thighs. I mean eyes. Actually, I mean both.And this is Chanel Iman, who is American.Near as I can tell, she is no direct relation to the "original" Iman, the one who married David Bowie. In case you're wondering (I did).
There are times when I think that I ...
...haven't paid Jessica Alba enough of the kind of attention she so rightly deserves.All together now, "This is one of those times."
If this is the form that Death takes, then I, for one, will go along peacefully and quietly
Miranda Kerr could sell me anything.
A gallery of images from assorted naked calendars
The Ladies who Lunch.Again, I can't help thinking this would be really, really distracting to find in a library.I just know this is the kind of thing which goes on within all women’s' locker rooms...it is, isn't it?
I'm reminded of a favorite Newsradio quote
Those nude pictures Vanessa Hudgens took of herself are still haunting her! The actress is now suing a website for refusing to take them down.According to TMZ, Vanessa has filed a lawsuit against the website MoeJackson.com for continuing to run the photos on their site after being asked to remove them.Vanessa claims she’s been trying to make the self portraits disappear for months now. But just to make sure no one else got credit, she registered them with the U.S. Copyright Office. She is seeking an injunction to order the site to remove the photos, in addition to monetary damages.Watch this,
I'm certainly glad they cleared that up
Ok, you know from Blind Items, right? That's when a gossip site prints something that no one will go on the record about, so they can't use names, but they give hints (some broader than others). For example, this:Former American Idol has fallen into a very bad habit. Very bad indeed. Not only are they heavily into drugs (which really isn’t a secret), we’ve heard a rumor that they are now selling themselves to get money to pay for the drugs. Very sad.Not Katharine McPhee.Whew!
You'd think Beta wouldn't have lost out, with marketing like this
An Australian blog found an ad for a Beta VCR from the early 1980's which actually dared to advertise what most people used them for--the ability to freeze-frame nude scenes.BTW, my family's first VCR was one like this, a Beta with a pushbutton pause control attached by a cord.And I would like to thank Kitten Natividad, Cindy Morgan,and Angie Dickinson, for helping me break it, I mean, break it in...
For the record:
Ahem. Verona Feldbusch...Felding her busch.(Oh, I don't feel good about that...way too easy)
Y'know, I don't know why I didn't notice this till just now...
...but damn, Christina Ricci has pulled off a lot of looks.There's "Sweet Charity" Christina...There's "Sweet lord, yes, I have tits" Christina...There's New Wave Christina...There's "In a green mini-dress, shopping" Christina...There's model Christina...There's talk-show guest Christina...There's "You'll never have me" Christina......and there's "Girl next door" Christina.And she's been sexy in every one...
